I had the pleasure of travelling to Houston on August 21 (my god that was a long time ago, yet it feels like it just happened). Much to my chagrin I arrived in the middle of a dry spell/heat wave/sbj I feel like I'm melting. But THANK YOU for not being humid, so it was marginally more bearable. The way this whole thing works is I have to go to Houston for a week with all the other new employees for something called OFS-1 (what does OFS stand for? Your guess is as good as mine; mine is Oilfield Services) where you're pretty much given the rundown on the basic DON'T DO THIS OR YOU WILL GET FIRED rules, sorry TERMINATED (doesn't "terminated"sound so much worse??) Best part of this trip? Getting and AMEX with an eating allowance on it. Awww yeahhh!!
Also got to experience a dry lightning storm (I refer you back to the heat wavedness there). I apologize in advance for this video: I haven't watched it since I took it and likely have ridiculous commentary because that's how I roll.
Other fun things in Houston I got to do:
Turtle racing: no false advertising here folks. You place your bet for free on one of the nine turtles (I picked Snooki of course) and the winning turtle tickets get beer. HOW CAN YOU LOSE??!! The thing is you can't. Found this gem on Youtube to give a better version of the effect. If it's a Thursday, and you're looking for a time in Houston, I recommend definitely.
Aquarium restaurant: you actually get to eat in the middle of fishies swimming around you. Totally loved it! Food was pretty good too!
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| Stolen from their website (I'm not that old man) |
Also would like to apologize for my excessive use of caps in this post :)
